Why does shrek have a british accent and donkey has an american


People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.
People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.
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Consulting Detective Ingredients

Consulting Detective Ingredients

aoi-fallen-angel:

i—need—a—doctor:

What I want from Supernatural:

  • To see Castiel’s wings
  • wings
  • angel wings
  • Castiel’s wings
  • more wings
  • did I mention wings
  • also wings

hbbits:

Sherlock Season 3 - The Empty Hearse

"One word, Sherlock! That is all I would have needed! One word to let me know that you were alive!"

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

zeroing:

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danisnotonfire:

#tbt the time i accidentally followed someone on twitter

danisnotonfire:

#tbt the time i accidentally followed someone on twitter

jessicaofthewall:

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"No, but I broke a nail crawling out of Hell."

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